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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Dumbasses & Divorce In Pictures

You are more than likely aware that half of the marriages in the United States end in divorce.

While going through the Big D (and I Don't Mean Dallas) is rarely a pleasant experience, it is always the best idea to dissolve a marriage as amicably as possible.

It's also in your best interest to show proper decorum in a Court of Law should your divorce action go that route. Threatening cook and eat the Judge's children does not fall within the guidelines of acceptable behavior in a legal proceeding.

Everything I just wrote is unquestionably true.

Unless you are a Dumbass.

Dumbasses have an innate ability to turn even something as serious as divorce into a whole other thing.

Observe...




                                  Dumbasses & Divorce


A Rose by Any Other Name...

Cheaper to Keep Her

Yup.

Special Delivery

Luck Favors a Prepared Mind

Losing It All

Just Desserts


Easy Weight Loss

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold.....Real Cold


Dumbasses.

11 comments:

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    1. I was looking for a Divorced Vagina sign, but had no luck. :)

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  2. That last one almost made me spit out my lunch!

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  3. bahwahaha ditcher quick and hyde....

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    1. That's almost as good as the law firm on the 3 Stooges: Dewey, Cheatum & Howe!

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  4. Perhaps anyone who married a man with a pink Boxter might think things wouldn't last ...

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  5. Hahahaha! Is this is why I adhere to George Clooney's rule of never getting married!

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    1. Like I said...it's cheaper to keep her.

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