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Monday, May 26, 2014

Memorial Day Dumbassery Brings USMC to the Rescue!

Today is Memorial Day.

I am able to write Dumbass News because millions of men and women have served in our Armed Forces and fought and died for my God-given, Constitutionally-guaranteed Right to Do So.

Courage. Honor. Duty.

"Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of  readiness to die." - G. K. Chesterton

God bless the members of the United States Marines, Army, Navy and Coast Guard, and may God continue to bless America.

God rest our Weary Warriors.

Best of Dumbass News

Being Memorial Day and all......

I figgered that story about the USMC coming to the rescue would be appropriate today.

Semper Fi! 

Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, Georgia was at Best Buy minding his own bidness as he was doing his Christmas shoplifting a little early this year when his plans went awry. And by "awry" I mean he was met with a big surprise as he tried to escape with a purloined laptop.


Semper Fi.

Dumbass.

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