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Monday, May 5, 2014

Why Can't I Get a Job? Look in the Mirror, Dumbass!

Best of Dumbass News

Matt Vaughn, who has brought several stories to my attention, sent me these photos of people not in the work force.

They don't have jobs not because bidnesses ain't hirin' or crummy economic policies emanating from our Federal Gubmint, but because they are Stoopid Fuckers! 

And the fact that they never took time to read the Dumbass News Job Hunting Guide.

I can't get a job because: (read caption under photo)...

I need a haircut.


I look like a pimp from an Indiana Jones Movie wearing this gold chain.


My Throat Comes Unzipped at the Most Unfortunate Times


I Grind My Teeth
I am Allergic to Magnets


I'm Horny


On a Job App, Under Dad's Name I Have to Write "Satan"


There's a Strict "No Snakes In Your Ears" Policy


I Keep Tripping Over My Lower Lip & Spilling the Super Size Fries


People Think My Nose Ring Is a Door Knocker


My Names is "Edward Scissornose"


I Was Giving the Boss a BJ and Then "It" Happened


Dumbasses.


9 comments:

  1. All I think when I see these are two things -

    Oh, their parents must be so proud!

    And, OUCH! That had to hurt!

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    1. LMFAO!

      Ouch indeed. I can honestly say that I have NEVER, EVER wanted to drive steak knives through my nose.

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  2. And yet, there's hope:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtUUOxskTA0

    At least for the ppl that put this clip out.

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  3. What does one say to that?!

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  4. I give you anything these kids are most likely nerds, geeks and general all-around milquetoasts.

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    1. I give you an "A" for the Comment of the Day.

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