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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Dumbass Love Story of the Day

With all the recent hoopla surrounding the propriety of the team name of the National Football League's Washington Redskins (I think the whole issue is a bunch of bullshit), it seems to me that a story about two young Native Americans/Indians/First Citizens/Original Americans/Not Redskins/Insert Politically Correct Name Here would be apropos.

It's a tale of love, bravery and Dumbassery all rolled into one.



The Lake

Once upon a time…
There was a young handsome Indian Brave. He lived on the shores of a very large lake infested with man-eating crocodiles. On the other side of the lake was a beautiful Indian Princess. The Brave and the Princess saw each other every day and soon fell in love. However, because of the carnivorous reptilians in the lake that separated them, their love went unrequited. Finally the Indian Brave could no longer bear being apart from his true love, so he began the long, dangerous swim across the lake to be with his beloved Indian Princess.
Alas, it was not to be….the Handsome Young Brave was eaten by the crocodiles before he could complete his Journey of Love.
However, to this very day, that lake carries the name of this young man…..
…Lake Stupid.
The End.
Dumbass.

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