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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Dumbass World Cup: Me vs. The Pope!

Normally I wouldn't give a shit about soccer.


But this year is different.

For several reasons.

  1. This year the World Cup is taking place down in Brazil.
  2. The Final Match is today.
  3. Germany is in the Final.
  4. I am of German heritage.
  5. My good friend and neighbor, Heinz the 57th, is from Germany.
  6. I am Catholic.
  7. The Pope is from Argentina.
  8. Argentina is playing Germany in the World Cup Final.
  9. I am a man of split loyalties here.
  10. No, I am not.
  11. I can't root against the Pope's team.
  12. Yes. I can.
  13. Going to Confession and a few Hail Marys and all is forgiven.
  14. I hope.      
Go Germany!

Dumkopfs! 

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