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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Dumbass Crime: Rob a Restaurant Then Go Back Later to Have Lunch!

Some Dumbasses just don't know when to leave (not so) well enough alone.

For example...

A Dumbass in Syracuse had the bright idea to rob a bank. He should have been happy that he got away without being blown to smithereens by an armed security guard or the cops, but noooooooooooooooooooo! This numb skull pulls off he robbery, escapes and counts the money he has just stolen - then goes back into the bank for more!

A regular customer at a convenience store in North Carolina was having a nice conversation with the store clerk. At the end of their little chat, he customer said,"Nice talkin' to you! I'll be back later with a handgun and ob you blind, bitch!" And he did!

Not to be outdone, Daniel Lee Warn of Costa SomeDamnWhere, Cal-ee-forn-ya had been on an extended burglary spree involving several bidnesses, one of them being a Pollo Loco. During the Pollo Loco burglary, Warn was caught on camera committing the crime.
Nobody Would Recognize That Cap, Would They?

So what do you think Daniel Lee did a few hours later?

Buy some premium quality narcotics? Uh uh.

See the Light, repent of his sins and turn himself in to the Police? Nope.

If you guessed that later that same day Daniel Lee went back to the Pollo Loco to have lunch, you win an Official Dumbass News Dinky Button

Now if it wasn't for the fact that several Friendly and Alert Pollo Loco Employees had seen some still photos of Daniel Lee extracted from the surveillance tape made during the commission of the felony, Daniel Lee Warn would probably have enjoyed a very tasty beef and bean burrito with extra cheese and sour cream for his midday meal.

Did I mention that I D ing Daniel Lee was made a great deal easier because he was wearing the same clothes that he had on during the burglary?

Not to worry though. Dan will be provided a different kind of "burrito" in the state pen.

And not just for lunch.

Dumbass.

2 comments:

  1. Fantastic. This is a reflection on the poor state of our eduction? Or, is this dumbassery above and beyond the scope that can be taught?

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    1. One can not be taught this level of Dumbassery.

      It's a Gift.

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