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Friday, August 1, 2014

Lessons in Dumbassery!

Best of Dumbass News

Love it or hate it, Facebook actually does have some good qualities about it.

Not many, but some.

One cool thing about FB is that there's a shit load of funny stuff on there.

And Dumbasses - tons of Dumbasses.

You can join the Facebook Dumbass Horde by clicking on the Facebook logo in the sidebar over there -->

Anyway....thanks to several members of the Facebook Dumbass Horde, I offer you....

....Dumbass Logic!



Necessity Is the Mother of Invention...and Dumbassery

Rum & the Tooth Fairy Are "Friends

Kitchen (First) Aid

iDumbass

Beats the Hell Out of the Olympics

Vengeance Is Mine!

I Prefer to Use Wrought Iron
Things We Have Learned From Facebook

  • Three gallon buckets make nifty motorcycle helmets.
  • The Tooth Fairy is a Friend of Bill the AA Guy.
  • Some Moms are willing to rip their children's tongues by the roots.
  • It's very difficult to lick the beaters with your tongue severed at the roots.
  • iPads are very expensive fly swatters.
  • The woman should have grabbed the newspaper.
  • Hockey Fight Rules should apply to real life.
  • Throat punching included.
  • The Golden Rule, as far as I know, does not include gazebo snipping.
  • A "High 5" can never be taken to the extreme with regard to some people.
  • A ball peen hammer would be an infinitely more effective "High 5" than a chair.
Dumbasses.

3 comments:

  1. Ah, the book of faces, a constant source of silliness and laughs. Thanks for sharing these with us!

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    1. Thanks, dj!

      It's always nice to hear from you!

      Glad you got a kick out of 'em!

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    2. I'm sorry I don't comment more... I'm trying to be better about that.

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