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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Today Is My Mom's Birthday!

Today is my Mom's 76th birthday.

Without getting all sappy, and because I am ill-equipped with the right words to accurately express what a truly wonderful woman Ma Fearless Leader is, I penned a short note, that while not very eloquent, is from my heart of hearts.

I never would have turned out like I am without the unconditional love that you have shown me for the last 57 years.

You are the best human being I know, bar none. 

I love you with all my heart and cannot thank you enough for all the times you have repaired my wounds, both physical and mental. When I'm down about life, it's like you have a built-in mechanism that sends off a signal that I need you. Your love, compassion and support have been unwavering, unyielding....your guidance given with a gentle hand and a loving heart. 

I am eternally in your debt. 

Two simple words describe you, Mom - The Best

I love you.

P. S. Did you ever once think that your Bouncin' Baby Boy would grow up to the Fearless Leader of a whole horde of Dumbasses?

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