Yep, potty humor is our gig here. A royal flush as it were.
As a matter of fact, we have covered some of the finest Dumbass Toilet Tales in the Known History of Dumbass Toilet Tales (DTTs)
For example...one of our more popular DDTs features a truly sick fuck who had a picnic in a WalMart restroom.
It's common knowledge amongst Dumbasses of the male persuasion that he head is a deluxe locale for doing some heavy duty thinking. With the advent of today's technology, the can is also a prime spot to do a little online shopping.
In a Dumbass Toilet Tale from a few months ago, some asshat wanted to spy on wimmin using the ladies facilities. So he did what any red-blooded pervert would do. He installed a hidden camera in the Wimmins Toilet at a J C Penney down in Florida! Making this story topical to today's news, the Dumbass was an illegal alien! When Congress passes whatever kind of shit sandwich of an immigration bill, this hombre will be moved to the front of the line and granted immediate US citizenship. He'll also be awarded forty acres and a burro.
It seems that two Dumbasses with Russian-sounding names (Igor and Ivan or some shit) in Georgia were hell bent on following the lead of El Turd-o in Florida by secretly spying on wimmin while they were "doin' their bidness". These two dipsticks had an infallible plan. They went into the men's room located right next to the ladies' room in question and stood up on the toilet bowls, lifted up those white ceiling tile thingies, hoisted themselves up into the crawl space in the ceiling and carefully made their way to a spot directly over the wimmin's bathroom. Ever so cautiously Igor and Ivan positioned themselves for an exciting round of Tinkling Wimmin Watching.
Then it happened.
Our two Einsteinovs crashed through the damned ceiling straight into the stalls of the ladies room!
The two brothers were charged with watching females piss in a wimmin's room without a permit and some other toilet-related crimes.
As they say in South Russia, "Tough shitski. Y'all."
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