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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Me, The "Helicopter" and The Goose Liver Fondue; FML

I am a Simple Man.

By "simple" I actually mean "stoopid as a box of goose liver fondue".


See the photo below?


This is what is called a "helicopter". It's a little dealio that falls off some of the trees during the autumn here in Maine. The half to the right looks like an insect wing. The left half is a little cubby hole that is weighted by a "seed" enclosed in the cubby hole.

When you gently hold the "helicopter" by the weighted end and launch it upward, it floats to Earth rotating like the blade of a (you guessed it) a helicopter!

I really enjoy doing this.

Over and over again.

I am 58 years old.

I am stoopid as a box of goose liver fondue.

Fuck.

My.

Life.

Dumbass.

4 comments:

  1. Would it make you feel any better if I told you I do the same thing?
    Finding a helicopter tree (because yes, that's what I call them) when it's ripe for flight and there's a strong breeze blowing? Magic! I love to stand under them in a shower of flying seeds.
    Yep, we're in some damn fine company.

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    1. Welcome to "The Goose Liver Fondue Club", Chris!

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  2. What happens in Goose Liver Fondue Club STAYS in Goose Liver Fondue Club.

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