Today's Daily Dive into the Dumpster of Dumbassery reveals several elements of the plot line that assure its bona fides as a truly Dumbass News - worthy event:
- Armed Robbery
- Quick thinking by the Good Guy
|Mario & Domingo, Meskins|
The conversation went something like this:
Mario: "Hey, Domingo. This El Cheapo Tequila tastes like burro piss."
Domingo: "That's because that is burro piss. The El Cheapo is in that bottle over there."
Mario: "Ja ja ja!" (ed. note - the letter "j" in Meskin Language is pronounced like the "h" in Gringo Lingo)
Domingo: "Boredom has overcome me, Mario. Whatever shall we do?"
Mario: "I have an idea, Domingo! Let's hop into the '64 Chebby Low-rider, vamoos from the barrio, go find a Gringo Restaurant and commit a felonious act such as armed robbery!"
Domingo: "El O.K.-o, amigo!"
So Mario and Domingo had another shot of El Cheapo and headed out into the Windy City in search of a White Guy Restaurant (presumably Cracka Barrel) to knock off.
They found one - The Clifton Grill.
They go inside and tell the owner of the eatery, "I will kill you, I have a gun with me."
To which the Restaurant Guy responds, "I'm busy, can you come back in an hour?"
Mario and Domingo said, "Si, Senor".
I am not making this up.
The Dos Pendejos left and returned an hour later demanding $100 and food.
Have I mentioned that the "gun" Mario and Domingo claimed to have was a toy squirt gun?
The two were then greeted by the local constabulary and unceremoniously escorted to the County Lock Up where they will undoubtedly be playmates in a nice game of "Hide the Chorizo" with other Meskin inmates.