Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Seven Digit Dumbassery! HINT: One Million!
Now that's a nice round number!
On September 19, 2010, I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd be sitting here soaking up the fact that Dumbass News would have ever survived (and still be a blast to do!) for four years.
Now, less than three weeks after our 4th Birthday, we have accomplished something that at one time seemed unaccomplishable.
Through all the penises (including the ones stuck in toasters), Dumbass Newspaper Headlines, using cell phones during sex, death by boobs, a meth head fighting fifteen cops while whacking his pee pee, and God only knows what else, Dumbass News has been viewed over one million times!
I really don't know what to say, but it is written that brevity is the Soul of wit, so I'll keep it short and sweet....
I am humbled and grateful.
Thanks a million.