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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Seven Digit Dumbassery! HINT: One Million!

Now that's a nice round number!

On September 19, 2010, I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd be sitting here soaking up the fact that Dumbass News would have ever survived (and still be a blast to do!) for four years.

Now, less than three weeks after our 4th Birthday, we have accomplished something that at one time seemed unaccomplishable.

Through all the penises (including the ones stuck in toasters), Dumbass Newspaper Headlines, using cell phones during sex, death by boobs, a meth head fighting fifteen cops while whacking his pee pee, and God only knows what else, Dumbass News has been viewed over one million times! 

I really don't know what to say, but it is written that brevity is the Soul of wit, so I'll keep it short and sweet....

I am humbled and grateful.

Thanks a million.



  1. Congrats to you, Leader of the Dumbasses!!! You're the reason we keep coming back (well you and the fact that people will never stop being Dumbasses).

    1. Thank you, Teri!

      There's a Dumbass born every minute (apologies to P T Barnum)

  2. Congrats on the 4 years and 1,000,000 views! That is a lot of dumbasses reading this blog!

    1. Gracias, Phil!

      Thanks for all the comments and support!

  3. Congratulations, one million times!!!!

    1. A million thanks, Susie!!! I hope all is well with you!

      Dumbasses...Susie is an inspiration to all of us. Click on her name and go read her story and check out her blog. It's a great experience!


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