As many of you know, yesterday Mrs. Fearless Leader and I celebrated our tenth year of being a couple.
Some things have changed over the past decade.
Ten years ago, I had hair --->
Today, not so much --->
The last ten years have also brought many changes to my body - no hair where it should be, hair magically appearing where my skin was once barren (see ears), aches and pains in places I didn't know existed on the human frame , gravity has taken over and select areas of my one-Herculean physique have navigated in a more Southerly direction.
Another thing....after ten years of Mrs. Fearless Leader chewing on it (figurative, that is), I have no ass. The result? This: