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Saturday, November 22, 2014

A Dumbass Grows Old: The Case of the Sleepy Ass!

As many of you know, yesterday Mrs. Fearless Leader and I celebrated our tenth year of being a couple.

Some things have changed over the past decade.

Ten years ago, I had hair --->


Today, not so much --->


The last ten years have also brought many changes to my body - no hair where it should be, hair magically appearing where my skin was once barren (see ears), aches and pains in places I didn't know existed on the human frame , gravity has taken over and select areas of my one-Herculean physique have navigated in a more Southerly direction.

Another thing....after ten years of Mrs. Fearless Leader chewing on it (figurative, that is), I have no ass. The result? This:


Dumbass.

6 comments:

  1. Happy Anniversary! Here's to another ten dumbass years!

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  2. We're all burn with the same number of hormones - if some Dumbass wants to waste his growing hair....

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    1. All I can say is the chicks really dug my hormones. :)

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