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Friday, November 21, 2014

Dumbass Auto Correct FAIL!

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I love technology.

I don't have nearly as many gizmos as I'd like too.

A glaring omission from my Hi Tech Gadgets List is a smart phone.

Oh, I have a cell phone, but it's a $90 job from Straight Talk.

A cheap ass Blackberry ripoff.

I only use when I go to Wal Mart or grocery shopping when Mrs. Fearless Leader can't go with me so she can call me and tell me if we forgot to add something to The Shit I Am Supposed to Buy Today List.

do not text.

Of the 15 or so years that I have owned a cell phone, I bet I have sent fewer than a dozen texts.

Even when I had a fancy schmancy phone.

Bluntly put, I suck at texting.

I am glad I do, because no matter how proficient one may be at sending text messages, texts have a way of ending up, shall we say, not turning out as one intends them to. And by "not turning out as one intends them to", I mean "fucked up seven ways to Sunday".

These days this is mainly due to that Spawn of the Techno-Satan, "auto correct".

See For Yourself

All In the Family

Splinters

The Ride

Woops!

Juicy Fruit?

Cocka Cola

Furry Taco for Supper

Shaved By the (Dinner) Bell

China Vagina

Better Than O J?

Dumbasses.

*** Thanks to Damn You Auto Correct ***


2 comments:

  1. "I have a pack of juicy fruit in my puss" queue my morning coffee spraying all over my keyboard again :D

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    1. Conversely, she could have had puss on her Juicy Fruit!

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