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He could have asked for cheese pizza instead, he wouldn't have problems with his pepperoni.
I am sure they are some sausage, ground beef or Canadian Bacon jokes somewhere in that comment, Simply.
The time to worry is when its a pineapple pizza
Thank God he didn't order a stromboli.
oh man things would never be the same if he ordered stromboli.
His peperoni would have met an entirely different outcome.