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Dammit Christmas it's not even Thanksgiving yet!
I know thats right! I am even thinking of coverting to Joodyism.
WHERE is this fuckin sale? I want to fucking go to there and give them my fuckin money.
It's at the fuckin' store! Just where do you think it fuckin' is???
Just take my fuckin' money and nobody gets fuckin' hurt. But will you please fuckin' wait 'til I fuckin' digest my fuckin' turkey??
Listen, Lady....this is a fuckin' 20% sale, so we took fuckin' 20% of your turkey. That's what we mean by "Fuckin' 20% Off".