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Saturday, November 1, 2014

Outstanding Guest Dumbassery by idiot-prufs! Poop Flinging Monkeys and Origami Condoms!

Dumbasses, it is the Very Rare Occasion that a Guest Dumbass comes up with a story that I haven't read and scrutinized as or as not Dumbass News-worthy. It is even more unusual for a Guest Dumbass to write such a story better than I could have written it. After all, I am a Professional Dumbass and it ain't often that a Guest Dumbass reaches The Pinnacle of Professional Dumbassery.

Larry, at idiot-prufs (link comin' up), has, at least for today, summited Dumbass Mountain. 

Could a "promotion" to Dumbass Emeritus soon be in the cards for Larry?

Brilliant Guest Dumbassery by idiot-prufs

monkey throwing poop
He’s right-handed–make a note of that.

A few weeks ago I wrote a post entitled, What the Hell is Going on, detailing the National Institute of Health’s spending of $3.8 million to make monkeys alcoholic. (The amount spent on monkey rehab is still unreported.)

The Daily Mail has now reported another list of bizarre NIH spending:

$2.4 million dollars to develop an ‘origami’ condom.

I’ve always felt the biggest problem with condoms is that they’re not in the shape of a swan. They’re just too easy to use; stopping to remove the condom from its package, and apply it without losing the ‘moment’ is just too simple; why not also have to fold it into shape of dragon.


4 comments:

  1. I feel so very humbled and honored.

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    1. If by "very humbled and honored" you mean about to projectile puke, I believe you.

      Terrific post, idiot-prufs!

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    2. What other words would I use to mean projectile vomit?

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