Best of Dumbass News
Over the last several months Dumbass News' readership has grown exponentially. For all you Dumbasses in L. A. (Lost Anal Ease), that means "a lot more people" have started reading this blog. And that doesn't even include the Dumbasses from Chi-town who just stop by to look at the pretty pictures.
It is for the newer Dumbasses that I bring back one of the funniest (and most popular!) stories in the History of Dumbass News!
Suck on that, bitches!