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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Thanksgiving Cartoon Dumbassery!

Here at Dumbass News we pride ourselves on being ahead of the curve.

Therefore, I thought it would be a helluvan idea to get a head start on Thanksgiving Dumbassery.

I figure by next week that every blogger and their Mamas will be trotting out their Turkey Day fare. Considering that "every blogger and their Mamas" constitutes a very large number of people and likely an even larger sum of Thanksgiving Day stories, I decided to leave those Other Poor Blogging Bastards in the dust by beating them to the punch. No offense intended towards Other Poor Blogging Bastards.

I figger that by this time next week, you'll be ready to go on a violent crime spree after reading all the Thanksgiving shit that all those Other Poor Blogging Bastards write. If I go early (and first), your tendency to commit felonious atrocities will be mitigated.

After all, luck favors a prepared mind.

Happy Thanksgiving!


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