|Purveyor of Killer Weenies|
They say that brevity is the soul of wit.
In that vein, today's story will be very brief.
- Dumbass goes to a market.
- Dickweed gets rowdy.
- Asswipe is asked to leave.
- In a fit of whiny ass bitchery, Crybaby steals a hot dog.
- Igmo shoves hot dog down gullet.
- Paramedics are called to the scene.
- When EMTs arrive Dipshit ain't conscious.
- EMTs pull 6 inch weenie from Stoopid Fuck's throat.
- Idjit choked to death on stolen hot dog.
- Oscar Mayer committed murder.
- Adios, motherfucker.