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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Dumbass Crime: Oscar Mayer Commits Murder!

Purveyor of Killer Weenies

They say that brevity is the soul of wit.

In that vein, today's story will be very brief.

  • Dumbass goes to a market.
  • Dickweed gets rowdy.
  • Asswipe is asked to leave.
  • In a fit of whiny ass bitchery, Crybaby steals a hot dog.
  • Igmo shoves hot dog down gullet.
  • Paramedics are called to the scene.
  • When EMTs arrive Dipshit ain't conscious.
  • EMTs pull 6 inch weenie from Stoopid Fuck's throat.
  • Idjit choked to death on stolen hot dog.
  • Oscar Mayer committed murder.
  • Adios, motherfucker.


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