Dumbass Crime: Oscar Mayer Commits Murder!

Purveyor of Killer Weenies

They say that brevity is the soul of wit.

In that vein, today's story will be very brief.

• Dumbass goes to a market.
• Dickweed gets rowdy.
• Asswipe is asked to leave.
• In a fit of whiny ass bitchery, Crybaby steals a hot dog.
• Igmo shoves hot dog down gullet.
• Paramedics are called to the scene.
• When EMTs arrive Dipshit ain't conscious.
• EMTs pull 6 inch weenie from Stoopid Fuck's throat.
• Idjit choked to death on stolen hot dog.
• Oscar Mayer committed murder.
• Adios, motherfucker.

Dumbass.