It's only one week until the Fat Jolly Guy (no, not your Uncle Schlomo!) makes his annual trip around the world leaving lots of goodies to boys and girls who have been
Santa will also be leaving Ma and Pa Dumbass in credit card debt until next July...just so they can start all over to go further in debt for next Christmas!
Therefore, it is in the Spirit of Christmas (and looming financial ruin) that we observe this wonderful Yuletide Season through the eyes of The Dumbass of Christmas Present.
|I thought his name was "Felix Navidad".|
|In th Spirit of Hubba Hubba|
|Paper that has "Bitches" & "Hoes" printed all over it.|
|We'll talk about the first thing that pops up between us.|
|Connoisseur of the Common Sewer.|
|Santa's Deep, Dark Secret|
|Batteries Not Included|
|I bet that palm comes in "handy".|
|Covering All the Bases|