McDonalds is a pox on American Society.
Man, that hurt.
I have been eating at The Golden Arches for over fifty years! (And, boy am I full! Hahahaha!) That was so long ago that the McDonalds sign said "Over 13 Served".
Mark down this day as The Day I Say Adios to Mickey D's.
Bonsoir, Big Mac. Que sera sera Quarter Pounder. Ciao Chicken McNuggets. Farewell, Filet O' Fish (Now 2 for $3.33!)
I'm done with all you Rat McBastids! (2 for $5!)
Partial List of Reasons Why
- Because you are stingy motherfuckers with your hot fudge, you have turned Ordinary Dumbasses into Raving Lunatics. And felons.
- When the McRib-addicted Yutes of America become so preoccupied with your processed pork product that they turn to vehicular assault when refused a portion of porcine perfection, you have gone too far.
- Even Plain Old Sluts who work for you are forced into selling their McCooter to patrons of the Drive Thru because of your blatant disregard for their well-being with your refusal to pay them fifteen bucks an hour to ask the customer "Would you like a blow job and large fries with that McMuffin, Cowboy?"
McDonalds' horrid treatment of a Dumbass in Cal-ee-forn-ya was the Final Straw in a series of straws that were straining the camel's back.
Here's the deal:
- Dumbass goes to The Arches and orders a meal.
- His order was properly filled.
- With one exception.
- The McDonalds employee serving the Dumbass put only ONE napkin in the bag with the food!
- Dumbass emailed the Manager of this McD's location to whine about getting only one napkin.
- The Manager responded to the complaint by presenting the Dumbass with some coupons for FREE
McKnobJobsfood at the restaurant.
- The Dumbass felt slighted by this paltry proposition.
- So slighted that he is now unable to work!
- Why, you ask?
- Because of undue mental anguish!
- The Guy experienced so much undue mental anguish(!) over getting only one napkin that he is now suing the McDonalds for One. Point. Five. MILLION. Dollars!
- That must have been one messy ass burger!
- My cure for undue mental anguish of this nature involves an overdue aluminum baseball bat to the skull.
***Hat Tip: Heather the Dumbass Wife and You Tube Star ***