Maybe even a SWAT Team raid.
Many times, being a cheating pile of methane-emitting, steaming pile of aardvark dung can mean saying adios to "The Little Fella".
There are any number of ways to get busted sticking your weenie into the wrong cooch.
- Leaving pair of your paramour's size 2 panties on your size 8 wife's side of the bed never fails to lead to bad joo joo.
- Of course there's that oldie But Goodie - not-your-bride's lipstick on the collar.
- Leave you cell phone unlocked so that
nosy bitchloving woman you married can snoop into your perfectly innocentputrid immoral extramarital liaisons.
#3 up there ^^^ resulted in considerable discomfort for a Chinese Guy.
You see, his wife suspected he was doing the hokey pokey with another woman, so she went to his cell phone for confirmation.
She found it.
Mrs. Chinese Guy was very upset upon discovering this unsettling data. So distraught in fact that she
cut. off. his. dingaling! With a pair of scissors! Luckily for Chinese Guy his won ton was located and a team of Highly Trained Professional Chinese Weenie Re-attacher Medical Experts were able to sew in back on.
|Pissed Off Chinese Wife Weenie Removal Device|
Still, Mrs. Chinese Guy was severely traumatized by her spouse's infidelity.
So one night not long after this incident, after a rousing rendzvous involving much chompin' of his concubine's chow mein Chinese Guy came home to his wife.
He went to sleep.
Mrs. Chinese Guy went to cuttin'.
She sliced off his wee wee AGAIN! Same scissors, same pecker.
Alas, the severed schlong could not be found so Chinese Guy has had to change his name to None Hung Lo. Or Clarice. I'm not sure.
None Hung Lo has since password protected his cell phone. His new password? ---> mydickisgoneandsoismygirlfrienddammit
*** Hat Tip to Heather the Dumbass Wife to Whom I Am Forever Faithful***