I am a Texan.
I fucking hate cold weather.
And it has been colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra here in Maine over the last few days. I am not talking about cold like 25 degrees. I am talking cold as in 12 Below Zero, with a wind chill of 30 Below!
Right now it's snowing like hell, but at least we'll "warm" into the 20s today.