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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Dumbasses "Trapped" in Unlocked Closet for Two Days!

It seems like every year within a day or two just before or after we name the Dumbass of the Year , a story comes right out of the chute and thrusts itself into immediate contention for this year's Dummy Awards.

2015 is no exception.

A Dumbass and a ho told the cops that they were chased by a Bad Guy into a janitor's closet on the
Ho & Dumbass
campus of Daytona State College.

They were trapped in the closet! 

With regard to this story, let's play a Game of Multiple Choice.

Which of the following statements is true?

  1. They were imprisoned in the closet for two days!
  2. There was doo doo spread all around the closet.
  3. The Dumbass had a perfectly operational cell phone the whole time.
  4. The two fuckshovels made it out when The Guy called 9-1-1 on the second day.
  5. The cops used the cell phone's GPS capabilities to locate the two assbags.
  6. Crack cocaine was involved.
For those of you who answered "All of the Above", you win a Dumbass Dinky Button!

You get Sooper Dooper Dumbass Extra Credit if you guessed that the closet door was UNLOCKED for the entire two days!

Ladies and gentlemen and all the ships at sea....there you have it...your Leaders in the Clubhouse for the 2015 Dumbass of the Year Award.

Man, with a start like this, I've got a feeling that this is gonna be a great year for stoopididity.


***I Got This Story From 2 Dumbasses on the Same Day: Thanks to The Pride of Rockwall, Texas (Matt V.) & Rick C. of Augusta, Maine***


  1. dude. you gotta admit that tattoo is hot.

    1. I bet that tat is a metaphor for her throat being a moneymaker.

  2. And let's not forget... the door was locked from the INSIDE!!!

  3. Maybe he was hiding from her judging by her scary mug shot!

    1. Dark is very helpful when your woman looks like that.


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