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Monday, January 5, 2015

I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex Romp of the Year!

It's Monday and time for some more of the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big
Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards!

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention....

Over the years we have had some really fucked up sex stories on Dumbass News. Naturally, by "fucked up" I mean "outstanding". Not coincidentally, two of them involve death.

Three of my favorites among the many are:
  1. During Dirty Harry Sex, a woman is shot and killed.
  2. Gettin' Nooky While Driving Drunky
  3. One Dumbass died during a threesome while cheating on his wife!
Remember now that these stories came over a period of time!

This year's I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex Romp of the Year Award nominees all came along within a few months of each other! That's months, not years! Talk about a "bumper" crop.

The odd thing about this year's candidates for the I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex
Romp of the Year Award is that only one involves an actual weenie-love tunnel "meeting of the
minds".

Horizontal Hula Hoors
Having sex in tool shed in front of a major "hardware" retailer is rather adventurous and spreading your secret sauce all over a just-delivered pizza is quite kinky, neither of these Dumbass Mad Monkey
Sex Romps measures up (down?) to:

A Yankee driving around half nekkid in one of the largest cities in the United States while playing ring-toss with a slice of Swiss cheese and his pecker!

Ladies and gentlemen (and I use those terms loosely), the winner of the I Ruv You Rong Time Dumbass Mad Monkey Sex Romp of the Year Award for 2014 is......The Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Phucker!

Remember, y'all, that these Sex Stunts were performed by highly trained professionals - do not try them at home.

Except on those "special" Saturday nights.

Dumbasses.

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