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Friday, January 2, 2015

More Dummy Awards: Dead Dumbass of the Year!

Happy Day 2 of 2015, Dumbasses!

We are smack dab in the middle of the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy"
Dumbass of the Year Awards for 2014!

Yesterday we presented the 1st Dummy Award for 2014 for the Best Use of an Ass, Kim Kardashian Division. There were some outstanding nominees and you can catch up on the results right here.

As a rule, I take a firm stand against Death.

Unless it's somebody who just needs a dose of dyin'.

Death is kind of a weird deal.

Some people live long, healthy, productive lives while others suffer from some horrible disease and their lives are cut way too short way too soon.

Then there are Dead Dumbasses.

Live Dumbasses seem to have a knack for leaving this veil of tears in some most "unorthodox" ways, thus earning their Dead Dumbass Bona Fides as nominees for the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dead Dumbass of the Year Award!

Goin' Out in Style
The Dummy Award for the Dead Dumbass of the Year goes toooooooooooo:

Dumbass Dancing on a Power Line! 


It takes a Special Kind of Stoopid, not mention a heapin' helpin' of Schedule II Narcotics, to even consider leaving the non-conducting safety of terra firma to do the Watusi on a 50 gazillion gigawatt electrical power line, otherwise known as Electric Avenue.

Dumbass.




2 comments:

  1. I can only say "What a Dickhead". A well deserved win.

    PS. I gave you a mention on my latest post, y'know, cos you've been nice 'n shit.

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    1. Thank you!

      I'll be over to check it out in a bit!

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