We are smack dab in the middle of the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy"
Yesterday we presented the 1st Dummy Award for 2014 for the Best Use of an Ass, Kim Kardashian Division. There were some outstanding nominees and you can catch up on the results right here.
As a rule, I take a firm stand against Death.
Unless it's somebody who just needs a dose of dyin'.
Death is kind of a weird deal.
Some people live long, healthy, productive lives while others suffer from some horrible disease and their lives are cut way too short way too soon.
Then there are Dead Dumbasses.
Live Dumbasses seem to have a knack for leaving this veil of tears in some most "unorthodox" ways, thus earning their Dead Dumbass Bona Fides as nominees for the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dead Dumbass of the Year Award!
Goin' Out in Style
- Dumbass Dancing on Power Line! (VIDEO) - Three words: Deep Fried Dumbass.
- Oscar Mayer Commits Murder! - Guy steals hot dog. Rams it down gullet. Weenie wedges in wind pipe. Adios amigo.
- Snowboard Skullduggery: Big Ass Tower on Mt - 1, Dumbass - 0 - Haulin' ass down the mountain ws going swimmingly until that sudden stop - into a tower!
Dumbass Dancing on a Power Line!
It takes a Special Kind of Stoopid, not mention a heapin' helpin' of Schedule II Narcotics, to even consider leaving the non-conducting safety of terra firma to do the Watusi on a 50 gazillion gigawatt electrical power line, otherwise known as Electric Avenue.