Jayson Laughman was a hungry son of a gun.
He went to the pantry to retrieve some shrimp.
The Miami New Times has the details: Jayson Laughman, a 34-year-old from Volusia County, was arrested Saturday on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after getting into a domestic disturbance over a can of shrimp.
- Until a few minutes ago, I had no Earthly idea that shrimp in a can existed. Potted meat in a can? Yep. Chicken in a can? You betcha. Shrimp in a can?
- You've gotta be fucking kiddin' me.
- Three Words: Fresh. Seafood. Vendor.
- Canned shrimp be damned!
- Threatening with a statue?
- Samurai sword?
- That's more like it.
- Diabetic Rage?
- Oh, brother.