It's only Saturday so I'm not so sure that you are yet in touch with reality and I am damn sure that you haven't been keeping up with the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards. Therefore, it is My Considered Fearless Leader Opinion that a review
Quick Heads Up: I will be naming the winner of the 5th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Award on Tuesday, January 6.
Dumbass Spoiler: I will be crowning the victor in the Best Dumbass Sex Story of 2014, so be sure to stop by Dumbass News on Monday for that.
Big Dumbass Announcement: I am also working on an Extra Special New Feature that will astound and amaze you, not to mention make you projectile puke. I haven't worked out all the details yet, but I promise you won't be disappointed. Hint: What do Canton, Ohio and Cooperstown, New York have in common?