- Truck load of pot crashing and passersby gathering up the spilled weed? Check.
- Buying pot online and having it shipped to your house via the U. S. Mail? Yep.
- How about a lawyer reaching into his shirt pocket for something and a joint falls out. In the courtroom! We've got that too.
Let me splain.
A couple of brothers (siblings, not Negroes) got into a verbal altercation.
As the disagreement escalated, one of the Brothers began to beat the shit out of the other one.
|Dumbass Assault Weapon|
With marijuana plants!
As a Former Professional Pot Smoker, it is my Expert Opinion that:
- Taking a "hit" does not include getting smacked up side the skull wit a cannabis plant.
- "Bong" is not one of those cheesy sound effects cartoon bubbles from the old Batman TV show.
- An Assault Marijuana Plant is not a blunt object.
- The Brother doing the beat down with the pot plant does however meet the definition of a Weed Whacker.
***Hat tip Fox News ***