Matt passed the following video along to me via Facebook last night.
Like Matt, I am a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. Unless you are really stoopid.
Like these guys:
I think Matt should be rewarded for his unwavering devotion to the Cause of Dumbassery. He has certainly gone above and beyond the Call of Stoopididity in his steadfast loyalty to this blog.
It is with great pride, and by "great pride" I mean "maybe if I give Matt some bullshit award, the motherfucker will leave me the hell ALONE!"
Just kiddin', Matt.
I can think of nobody more worthy of the 1st Ever Dumbass News Matthew Vaughn Not Yet Memorial "Stop Or I'll Shoot" Award than its namesake Matt Vaughn. Of course I can't think of anybody who reads this blog as worthy of anything other than ridicule and derision. But I digress.
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