Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the Worldwide Leader in Dumbass Sports!
We did not become the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by accident.
No!
We became the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by default!
Honestly, do you really think that there is another Dumbass out there who actually gives a shit about Dumbass Sports such as The North American Wife Carrying Championships?
Or The Event Formerly Known as the Redneck Olympic Games?
Hell. No!
We're Number 1 (by default)! We're Number 1 (by default)!
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