Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the Worldwide Leader in Dumbass Sports!
We did not become the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by accident.
We became the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by default!
Honestly, do you really think that there is another Dumbass out there who actually gives a shit about Dumbass Sports such as The North American Wife Carrying Championships?
Or The Event Formerly Known as the Redneck Olympic Games?
We're Number 1 (by default)! We're Number 1 (by default)!
Dumbass Sports Headlines
Pron On the Linx!
The Result of Two Guys Acing the Same Hole
Who Says Baseball Isn't a Physical Sport?
How Careless of Him
Headless Horseman of Notre Dame
Not Quite Measuring Up
Monica, Is That You?