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Monday, February 23, 2015

Slip Slidin' Away: Dumbasses On Ice! (VIDEO)

Back in December those of us who live in New England were wondering where the Hell Old Man Winter was.

The weather was so unseasonable that we had a Brown Christmas (no snow on the ground).

Thoughts of Sugar Plum Globull Warming Fairies were dancing in my head.

Not really. I just wanted to write Sugar Plum Globull Warming Fairies in a blog post.

Anyway....about six weeks ago our Brown Christmas turned into this:

 

Over the last couple of days I have been reading about how my Home Slices in Texas are due for a dose of what we endure for several months each year - Winter.

While I love each and every resident of the Lone Star State, except the Commies who moved to Texas from Cal-ee-forn-ya, my fellow Texans are not, shall we say, "acclimated" to snowy/icy weather. And by not "acclimated" I mean they run from frozen precipitaion like a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.

When the snow hits the fan I predict much mayhem and hilarity.

Like this:




Have fun, Y'all!

Dumbasses.

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